Sunday, September 2, 2007

Ke?

Mi no tene hau pensa. Mi no tene kali. Tapi mi mau kyan. Mi dena ce-pela:

Lulu

Mi mau biya. Mi ale ima.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

America-stan

Mi sta America-yan. Mintan no haten mi nipu ce. Mi-saba no pafe di baya. Tapi, mi-saba hase baya di dyelo. Iraq-stan, muito di baya di dyelo. Mi-saba hase Iraq-yan po Mexico-yan po Arab-yan di dunya. Gani ce.

Note: People not living in America might not understand what I said about Mexicans. In the Southwest United States they get a lot of hate. I made a joke in a language nobody speaks specific to the racist attitudes of a few states in the U.S.

Soma makala mo maski mi.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Mi-saba sta Neo di Intanase-yan

Mi-saba dwel anda lucu di kali. Antiko, mi di habari ya sta habari di America-stan. Mi tasol sabe mini di habari nipu dunya. Ima, mi sabe habari di intanase. Kalena internet, mi sabe lalu gafamen di habari. Mi sabe toki tomo dunya di yan. Mi spilen maci tomo Germany-stan di ami; mi toki tomo Yugoslavia-yan nipu America-stan di ataka anda Clinton di kali.

Mi dwel in intanase di myasto. Hasal di Mexico-stan mo Phillipines-stan sta mohem. Napela hasal, ta hapen famili po mi di ami. Mi di auto, Korea-stan, tapi Hyundai sana auto anda America-stan, lalu America-stan kampuni. Mi di biya, ta cule Ireland-stan, sana anda Canada-stan mo America-stan. Mi-saba no sabe pone djinni* baka botol.

Yu sta hau, ma?


*Djinni sta Genie pakai English-toki. Asi Jens sabe pomo nipu cepela English-toki di kalim-lei "We can't put the genie back in the bottle."

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Tanul Neo-Patwa di Toki po Sempela Din, Sempela Din

Lupa di Pela

No susi.

No worries. Used in response to sorry.

Soli.

Sorry.

Mafan

Excuse me.

Kiasi, la.

Careful

Bahaya, la!

Danger

Ima sta ke-wela? Ima sta ...

What time is it? It is ...

Ta sa hapen ke-wela? Ta sa hapen ...

When does it occur? It occurs ...

Mintan.

Please.

Wan moa.

One more.

Yu mau moa, ma?

You want more?

Mintan ceke.

Check please.

Fini.

Done.



Well, that's it, the end of our seven days as safali-yan in the world of Neo-Patwa. You should now have a good foundation to build on, if you want to speak Neo-Patwa. If you do want to continue, I would suggest using the vocabulary you have and when you find things you don't know how to say, learn how to say them. The language is still being worked on by it's creator, Jens, and you can contact him at the official site with questions or suggestions.

Cao yu-saba.

Mi sa baka fupi-wela. Ima, mi mau xuxi.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Tanul Neo-Patwa di Toki po Sempela Din, Lyupela Din

Duman

Cepela/Napela sta kepela?

What is this/that?

Yu sema ... kemoda pakai Neo-Patwa di toki?

How do you say ... using Neo-Patwa?

English-toki

English


Unfortunately this lessons was far more useful in teaching Indonesian to an American in Indonesia than it will be to someone learning Neo-Patwa. Oh well, such is the price you pay for being an early adopter. Something more useful is that Neo-Patwa has many words derived from English, so they are relatively easy to remember. Here's a few in handy table format.

info

yeli

kecapi

ketel

toki

lili

dwel

maxin

memba

metal

mama

papa

fokas

pistol

gafamen

hapi

lisen

hefi

hotel

ofisa

open

pensil

foto

radio

xalo


A few of these might not be readily apparent, so the dictionary should be consulted. Also, many Neo-Patwa words have a much broader range of meanings than words in natlangs. So, work on this, look up other English-based words in the dictionary, and keep looking for things to plug into the partial phrases from the lessons. Only one more to go. Excited?

Xanti

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Tanul Neo-Patwa di Toki po Sempela Din, Nampela Din

Kini di Kalim

Mi mau ...

I want ...

Yu tene ..., ma?

Do you have ... ?

Minta dena mi ...

Please give me ...

Mi sabe kini ... anda kelado?

Where can I buy ... ?

Mi suka ...

I like ...

Mi mau kini ...

I want to buy ...

Cepela/Napela sta kemuito?

How much is this/that?

Kemuito?

How much?


With this lesson you should go through the Neo-Patwa dictionary and find words that interest you. Find things to insert into the '...' parts of the phrases. You can also negate things by inserting 'no' before the verb, so you can say, for example, 'Mi no suka ...' (I don't like ...).

Also, it is acceptable to use a proper noun with a class suffix. 'I like Guinness Stout' could be 'Mi suka Guinness-biya'. 'Where can I buy a Rottweiler?' would be 'Mi sabe kini Rottweiler-ulu anda kelado?'

Friday, August 3, 2007

Tanul Neo-Patwa di Toki po Sempela Din, Calpela Din

Nume

Sunya

Zero

Wan

One

Do

Two

San

Three

Cal

Four

Nam

Five

Lyu

Six

Sem

Seven

Pal

Eight

Nin

Nine

Deka

Ten

Deka-Wan, Deka-Do, Deka-San...

Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen...

Do-Deka, San-Deka...

Twenty, Thirty...

Do-Deka Nam

Twenty Five

Heka, Do-Heka...

One Hundred, Two Hundred...

Kilo, Do-Kilo...

One Thousand, Two Thousand...

Milyon, Do-Milyon...

One Million, Two Million...

Desi

One-Tenth

Senti

One-Hundredth

Mili

One-Thousandth


Well, here we are on day four already. Numbers are very useful, but also not a very interesting thing to learn. At least that's always been my experience. Some other number words are the suffix -pela, which shows you are counting something (e.g. calpela balu, or in english, four bears) and the prefix nume- for the ordinals (e.g. nume-wan for first). While writing this I noticed that I have been titling my posts wrong. Calpela din is four days, but Nume-cal di din, fourth day, would probably make more sense. Oh well.